People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one
-Leo Burke
The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.
~F. Scott Fitzgerald
Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds.
~JoJo Jensen, Dirt Farmer Wisdom, 2002
I don't know who Leo Burke is, but he is a wise man. And, sometimes I agree with
JoJo, I think I've turned into a 2 year old. I have slept like a baby for the past 3 1/2 years. I'm exhausted. Worn out. Aged 10 years (a man in the grocery store actually said to me, "we don't have to card people who look over 35" WHAT??)
We've tried, co-sleeping, the Ferber method, going for the Happiest Baby on the Block, Baby Whispering and earplugs. Our babies still sleep like babies.
Everyday my husband asks me how I'm feeling and I (
apparently) say "Tired, I wish they would just sleep...just one night...what are we doing wrong?" I didn't realize that I had been saying the exact same thing every day until last week when he very kindly said, "You know Kim, the definition of insanity is when you continue to do the same thing and expect different results." OH, is that what I've been doing? Very nice of him to put it that way instead of, "Hey Kim, shut-it, you sound like a broken record." I'm pretty sure I'm a little insane at this point.
Here's some pictures of them on the rare occasion when they're actually sleeping.....

The only reason that he's sleeping in this picture is because he's sick.

The only reason he's sleeping in this one is because I was trying to get a good picture of him and he didn't want to cooperate.

The only reason he's sleeping in this one is because I was probably trying to feed him.
Anyway, the little tykes are worth it. I'll remember this when they're teenagers and I WON'T feel bad waking them up at 6am"